Planet Rodong

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

AN INVITATION

Hold it gentlemen let`s relax for a while
Why are we in this maddening rat race
Straining our heart for what
Instead let`s develop double chins
Sit back and relax for a while

Whoever wants to stand or stalk let him
But let`s squat right here on the ground
First let`s open our mouths wide
Then stretch and relax our shoulders
And even roll over our eyes
Gentlemen let`s yawn for a while

Who cares if we make a couple of bucks
Instead let`s contemplete our navel
Turn a cold shoulder to work and thought
Or else no one would sympathize with us
While there`s still time kids and adults
Let`s doze off, let`s live in sloth
Gentlemen let`s snore for a while

11 Comments:

  • come on gentlemen lets eat nasi lemak
    cast aside the cholestrol worry
    let the arteries clogged
    its the doctors who have to think
    ways to treat and heal
    unsuccessful if it will be
    you'll just drop dead and we'll bury.

    By Blogger Ikelah, at 9:53 AM  

  • Wooitss...I think you should change the title to " An Ode To Slothness"

    Mari sini adik-adik, tuan-puan, ibu-bapa,
    Buat apa kita semua, cari duit gila-gila?
    Siang malam, tungkus lumus,
    Hempas tulang, terus menerus,

    Dapat duit, hujung bulan,
    Belanja habis tak leh simpan,
    Pusing-pusing, pimai-pimai,
    Tang tu jugak, tak ke mana,

    Ikut saja nasihat Boogey,
    Mari cangkung tepi jalan,
    Tinggal kerja, buat lewa,
    Mari semua kita lena!


    Pantun seloka di atas dinyanyi mengikut rentak Dikir Barat.

    By Blogger dith, at 7:40 AM  

  • *drroza contemplating taking a job as tukang karut*

    By Blogger dith, at 3:27 PM  

  • Weh, cerita pasal kolesterol ni, kawe baru dapat report blood test kawe.
    Cholesterol : 7.1
    Tri : 2.47
    HDL : 1.02
    LDL : 4.95
    Ratio : 7.0
    Kena eksesais la gini. Bila nak gi jerangkang?

    By Blogger Boogey, at 6:52 PM  

  • Boogs,

    Baru 7.1. Tunggulah naik 9 dulu baru exercise, hehe

    By Blogger dith, at 1:29 AM  

  • Kawe ingat naik turun tangga rumah kawe tu dah cukup dah eksesaisnya. Nantilah nak cari rumah tinggi sikit. Tingkat 10 ke.

    By Blogger Boogey, at 1:35 AM  

  • jerangkang august school hols... sarahdan sofi pun ada.
    sekarang kawe kena rest, ada backache... kena physio... awak punye cholestrol dan TG tinggi. setakat exercise tak menjadi. kena cut lipid intake dan makan lipitor sebulan dua kalau nak dia cepat turun.makan sayur banyak. minum air masak banyak. no teh tarik. no lamb.
    selamat mencuba.

    By Blogger Ikelah, at 3:01 AM  

  • No teh tarik. no lamb.

    Habis la awok Boogey! Gelap dunia!

    By Blogger dith, at 5:14 AM  

  • Nampak gayenya, slot comment ni dok limited to all in the family jer, so I nak tumpang menyibuk. Kenapa jadik begitu? Rasanya tak ngam dengan mood dan mode I ler.

    Nak kelik ler, tapi sebelum tu nak nasihat Boogey.

    Boogey, I recommend you ambik ganoderma capsules dan drinks.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:43 AM  

  • Thanks for all the advices. Dengar kena posa kambing ni ngan teh tarik, rasa nak gelap mata dah. Ubat dah amik dah malam sekerat bijik. Ganoderma tu amenda pulok? Baik makan sayor je la kot. Started taking this organic powder thing for a week.

    By Blogger Boogey, at 9:15 PM  

  • Ganorderma DXN, a spritual person (the wife) recommended it to me, he counselled guests to his house till midnight, and after prayed till early hours.

    What I discovered, if I take it, and the 3 in 1 drink during sahur, no need to take meal with sahur, and the next day is energetic. Kalau puasa dulu2 masa tengahhari sure dah pening jer, tapi sekarang Alhamdullilah, segar bugar, cuma mulut jer busuk, he he he.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:15 PM  

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